After suffering through “Insidious Chapter 2” @InsidiousMovie or as I would like to call, “crap,” yes, I quoted myself…A sense of wanting to watch something, anything besides this disaster becomes a top priority to any movie goer dumb enough to see it. Following the original “Insidious” that premiered back in April of 2011, “Insidious Chapter 2” continues the story of the Lambert family who believe it or not are STILL being haunted by demonic elements of the spiritual world. Which leads me to a letter I wrote about the film….
Dear “Insidious Chapter 2” #Insidious,
Just because you have creepy baby toys, rocking horses, dramatic loud noises when nothing is happening, does not make any of your cliched techniques any more scarier than the last time they were used (“Insidious.”) Please give up. On life. And on any more sequels you have up your sleeve. I don’t know if the world can handle another “Land Before Time” syndrome and all the roman numerals that come with it. Yes, this is only your second attempt unfortunately it was two too many. Thanks for the effort, but enough is enough,
Signed and many thanks,
For all of those who weren’t smart enough to leave the theater and save 2 hours of your lives you can always go see “The Conjuring” or “You’re Next” two horror movies that are in theaters and actually pretty good.
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Insidious Chapter 2 trailer
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