Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach - Mammiforous Matrimony
March 27, 2008

Who needs Dr. Phil when you could call Danny Bonaduce? In a day and age where celebrity train-wrecks are the hottest "in-demand" commodity on TV, fans can now get a few laughs on the fly thanks to CBS Mobile. Back in November, CBS Mobile launched their first original animated program for mobile users called Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach, about the crazy lives of some of today's most distressed celebrities and their salvation at the hands of notoriously troubled ex-Partridge Family-turned-radio host bad boy, Danny Bonaduce. With his trusty, wisecracking feline sidekick Catchphrase (a talking cat), Bonaduce sets out to save today’s most highly overexposed stars from themselves.

The first episode called "Britney Explained," saw the life-saving Bonaduce draw upon his own turbulent past to offer up his own bad-boy advice for the media weary Britney Spears. Given Danny Bonaduce's highly publicized run-ins with the law, who better to rescue Britney from self-implosion? After all, Bonaduce threw several Eli Manning type "Hail Mary's" in his own life to save himself from becoming just another final stat in Hollywood's tabloid box-score. Is there anyone better to give these troubled media maidens advice? Well, maybe, but at least Danny can say he led by example and was a hands-on type of guy. Dr. Phil... please!

Pam Anderson: "Mammiforous Matrimony" (Mobile Run Date: March 27)

In the latest five-minute episode of Danny Bonaduce: Life Coach, which runs across (and is available on) the CBS Mobile network on Thursday, March 27, Bonaduce and Catchphrase are called upon to coach former Baywatch babe Pam Anderson as she makes a run for the altar... again! In the midst of her hectic career, on the eve of a magic show booking and filing divorce papers, Pam gets a visit from her evil publicist, who convinces her she needs another sex-tape type man and a yet another marriage to save her career. Soon - poof - it’s Bonaduce to the rescue. When Danny and Catchphrase arrive at the altar, Pam and Danny exchange vows for a two-second, headline stealing marriage. Since Catchphrase is REALLY into PETA, Pam decides to marry Danny’s talking cat, too. But when a cheeseburger-chomping David Hasselhoff appears out of nowhere on the hood of KITT (the old-school Trans-Am KITT), Pam has finally found her perfect mate. So much for talking cats getting stood up at the altar.

If you’re looking for some mindless, easily digestible on-the-fly entertainment while you’re waiting for the bus or waiting for the subway - hell, even if you’re falling asleep in your mind-numbing, entertainmentless cubicle at work - head to the video section of your Verizon/AT&T cell phone to wake you up.