Angelina Jolie Gives Birth to Twins in France
July 14, 2008

After weeks of erroneous, premature press reports that indicated actress Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins in Nice, France, the Wanted star finally did give birth to twins over the weekend, a son and daughter, which Brad Pitt And Jolie named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. On Saturday, Jolie gave birth to the two children via Caesarean section in a French hospital. According to delivering doctors, both Angelina Jolie and partner Brad Pitt were calm and collected during the birth. Also, according to the BBC, doctors also referred to Angelina and Brad as "an exemplary father and mother."

So, that's really all the news there is to report, right? After all, Jolie gave birth to two children like so many female human beings have since the dawn of time. Well, the "news" doesn't stop there, as outlets are clamoring about the birth, analyzing the names of her children, picking apart the details of what Jolie went through, and the pressures the doctors faced in balancing a normal procedure with the glaring eyes of the media.

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